Monday, July 30, 2007

Too Bad He's Dead: Tom Snyder



I saw Bonnie Hunt at a Cubs game, and yelled "I loved you on Tom Snyder," and she gave a big smile and wave.

Fire up a colortini, sit back, relax, and watch the pictures, now, as they fly through the air...

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

2007 GGO Cancelled

The 2007 Greg Gross Open has been cancelled "for lack of advertising funds."

Perhaps it was because of the high number of people who couldn't make it.

Perhaps it was because of the lack of response from people at all.

Perhaps it was because of the late notice.

Perhaps it was because of the golf course.

Perhaps it was because of the Tournament Director's babysitter issues.

Perhaps it was because of the potentially oppressively hot weather.

Perhaps it was because of the Tournament Director's apathy.

Perhaps it was because the event needs a year off to rest.

Perhaps it was because no one wanted crappy give aways as prizes.

Perhaps it was because everyone wanted Scott Strangberg to have another year to defend his title.

Quizas, Quizas, Quizas

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Brush with Greatness: My Good Pal Amy Jacobson


On June 29, Kevin, Burke, and I went to the Cubs game against the Brewers. It was one of the most thrilling games I have ever been to, with Aramis Ramirez hitting a two-run walk-off home run, giving the Cubs a 6-5 win. You can watch the home run here.

After the game, the three of us went to Bernie's and had many beers. We always enjoy reliving exciting moments, giving grief to Brewers' fans, and generally people watching.


That afternoon at Bernie's, one of those persons happened to be Amy Jacobson, the then-intrepid reporter for Channel 5. I believe the conversation started with me saying, "hey, Amy Jacobson!" She came right over and we started chatting, about all kinds of things, just kidding around, and at one point, I asked about that missing woman in Plainfield, and asked her, "So, he did it, right?" She kinda laughed and said, "the things I could tell you...."

There really was no serious conversation, and because the weather was coolish and threatened rain, she was wearing her Channel 5 / Telemundo windbreaker. At some point, and for no real reason, she gave me her windbreaker...


She was with a bunch of friends, and at some point, they decided to take a picture. Being the goof that I am, I jumped in the back, and smiled. They didn't complain, and I gave one of them, I think the guy that was with them, my card and told them to send me a copy.

So, a week or so later, the story breaks about how Jacobson was videotaped in a bikini at the missing Plainfield woman's home with the missing/dead woman's husband and his sister. Apparently Jacobson told her Channel 5 bosses she was trying to gain the confidence of the sister by accepting an invitation to visit the family's home on her day off while headed out for a swim with her kids.

Anyway, that day at work, I get an envelope marked "personal and confidential" and enclosed was this photograph.

Let's just say I was very surprised.

Turns out, she was at the wedding of our friends Dan and Jennifer, though they will have to remind what her connection is/was.

Anyway, in what I really thought was a raw deal, she ended up leaving Channel 5 over it.

The whole sordid story is here. The video can be found here.


Here is the photo without the post-it. A shame you cannot tell I am wearing the sweet Telemundo / NBC5 jacket.

Good Luck to Amy.

2007 GGO Set

The GGO Competition Committee hereby invites you to the 17th Open Championship.

The “Gross,” as it has been come to be known, is named for the Cub outfielder/pinch-hitter of the mid-late 1970s who shares batting side (left), first name (Greg), and birthday (August 1), with the tournament director.

For more info on Greg Gross, click
here.

UNBREAKABLE RULES:
 All players must attend the post-tournament Awards Ceremony, to be held this again year at nearby
Grandpa’s Place in Glenview.
 The low scorer must wear the coveted “Pink Visor” on the course, and the high scorer must wear same for the first round of cold, frosty beverages.
 Ties for first or last place MUST be broken with a playoff hole.
 Apparel typically worn on nice golf courses strongly discouraged. Ditto for spikes.
 Failure to follow these rules will result in disqualification, a lifetime ban from future Greg Gross Opens, and in some cases, death.



By popular demand, this year's event will again be held at Anetsberger Golf Course in Northbrook, with two sets of nine holes, and a cut after the initial nine holes. Those that miss the cut will carry around the cooler and alternately cheer, heckle and taunt those in competition.No caddies, no carts, but plenty of parking. This is a “competitive” tournament, but the main point of this event is to have fun, not show off your prowess.




• WHEN: August 4, 2007 (sorry for the short notice)Approx. 10:00 a.m.

• R.S.V.P. GregGrossOpen@hotmail.com (or in the Comments section below)

For weather conditions at the course, please click here.

The Tournament is always looking for additional corporate sponsors to award prizes for Longest Drive, Closest to the Pin, etc. We thank Botek, J.C. Whitney, and the Company Peter Works For for its fine support in the past and look forward to working with these and new corporate sponsors in the future.I hope to see all of you there.

Very truly yours always sincerely,

Gregory F. Kelly
Tournament Director

Sunday, July 08, 2007

Greg and Tania go to the Rock Show


We went to the Dave Matthews show at Toyota Park, where the Chicago Fire (no, not the old football team, but the soccer team) plays.

We had real good seats, and the beer was typically as cold as the weather was hot. Tania took another couple's picture, and we asked them to take ours, and they did and sent it to us. That was nice of them, wasn't it?

Birdland


On the light above the garage of our next door neighbor (the nice one), a robin family has built a nest, and has at least one youngin'. For the minutes before we got the camera out, the baby was quite visable, but alas, not so much afterwards...

Saturday, July 07, 2007

Pool Days

Since it was a hot Saturday afternoon, and we had errands to run in Glenview, we decided to take Zammy to the pool at Roosevelt.
First, we put on some trunks and lots of sun block. Overall, he seemed pleased.




Where are the pictures of Zammy in the water? Well, when we dipped his nibs' body in the water, he let his parents know that the water, while not real cold, was certainly not as warm as his bath at home.

So, while Zammy snoozed, and Dad people watched, Mom enjoyed herself like the 10 year old she is when she gets anywhere near a pool.

Too hot for some to smile...

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Fourth of July Mayhem



Our neighborhood always features a huge amount of fireworks, and this video is a small piece of it. The great news is that Zammy slept through the whole thing. Normally, we enjoy watching the fireworks from the roof, but this year, the sheer volume, and the proximity of some jokers setting off brick after brick of firecrackers, gave your humble correspondent a headache. Enjoy!

(the last 30 seconds are a result of my inability to turn off the camera)

Monday, July 02, 2007

Vote for Zambrano


Little Z wants to see his name in this year's MLB All-Star Game.

It's real easy, the form is already filled out with Dad's info, and you only have to fill in the numeric code on the bottom. Just click here. Then click "Vote Again." The AL guy is someone I have really never heard of, but I am sure he is deserving too.

Do it as many times as you'd like.

Our Smiley Boy

This sorta shows the giggly boy that makes his parents so happy.
What makes them even happier is the fact that he is now sleeping all the way through the night. Loving this comfy chair


Slightly demented
About 12 hours later, sleeping with Mommy. Mommy is back to work full time, and she was wiped out after work today.

Sunday, July 01, 2007

New Pictures (finally)

Wow, I haven't had my picture taken for a while!

I like to drool.

OK, stop taking my picture, I am pooped.